28 Apr 2009
Well, here we go. In this gnoblog I will chronicle the beginnings of the Thundersiege tribe of Ogres, from their current humble beginnings to their rise to glory! ...Or at least, one can hope. 
Because I'm new to the hobby and Ogres are my first army, I've decided to post the first couple of entries in "flashback" mode. My memory's pretty good, and that way you can really see the army's very beginning. So, without delay... let the thunder sound!
(Boom)
Flashback 1
The year: 1999, 13 years old. Mom's shopping for new clothes and letting me wander around the shopping center/outdoor mall. There's a store called "Games Workshop" over there, and that sounds interesting. I go inside. There are some guys playing with small models on the table and you know, it looks pretty awesome. Browsing the shelves, I see they have stuff for a game called Warhammer, and for another called... Warhammer 40,000. Just two games sold here? That's kind of odd. The salesman offers to help me, but I tell him I'm just looking. Some of this 40,000 stuff looks cool, though... like Starcraft, kinda. Well, I don't have a lot of time, so I'll go ahead and leave... but the name "Warhammer" keeps sticking in my head.
Flashback 2
The year: 2005. I'm shopping at Virgin Records for Xmas presents for my dad and brother, and now have some time to kill. There's that same store again. This time when I go inside I let the employees give me their whole spiel about the games. It doesn't sound bad. Demo game? Sure. Let's see... Space Marines vs. Tyranids? Pictures of these Space Marine guys are all over the store; they're obviously the poster-boys and I want to try something more interesting. These alien guys look pretty cool. What's that? Biological weapons? Heck yes! We played through the introductory battle (Interjection: I can't remember who won!) and the guy tells me that now's an ideal time to start Tyranids, since they have a new Codex out. It's about now I find out you have to paint the figures yourself. That sounds fun, but... intimidating. I'm not much of an artist...
Flashback 3
2008. It's a Wikipedia day. You know the type? When you keep clicking on links and somehow find yourself going from looking up what day Easter's going to be this year to the different species of rabbits to Latin-American history to real-time strategy games to Magic: the Gathering. Inexplicable, yet it seems to happen fairly regularly around here. Somehow I find myself reading about Warhammer 40,000 on the Wiki'... that sounds familiar. Oh, yeah, it was that game with the Tyranids. Well, let's see... *click* *click* *click*
(Several hours of researching fluff later)
Oh. My. God. I love this setting! It's inspiring as far as story-telling's concerned. This is probably the first time I've read a multi-racial far-future setting where the humans still seemed cool. And... well, I could go on and on. I'm very interested, now. I think I want to give that game a shot... of course, it's no fun without anyone to play with...
A week later, I'm back at that same Games Workshop (sought it out this time!) with my brother. Maybe I can convince him to play. We do the new demo... I'm Space Marines, he's Orks. I'm sold, but he's not convinced. Do the other games here have different rules? Oh, they do... let's try every demo, then. Hey, Fantasy's not bad, it turns out. My brother likes Lord of the Rings the best, though... sigh. So won't be starting Warhammer of either type yet, it seems.
An employee offers me a demo game, but instead of the stream-lined beginner's set out front, a full battle with all the rules in place. I can use any of the armies the store has assembled on display. Let's see... these dinosaur guys look cool. The employee decides to try an army he's never used before. He picks....
Ogres.
I roll horribly all game. The Ogres devour the Lizardmen pretty easily. Oh, well, it was my first try, I'm not too disappointed. Still... those Ogres are going to stick in my memory for some time.
Flashback 4
Later that same year. Life goes on, studies at university continue, and every so often I'll lurk on a 40k forum or browse the Lexicanum wiki to find out more about the setting. Not often, though. Hmm. Warhammer Online? People are saying it looks like a WoW rip-off and I know better, of course; still, I do like WoW, it won't be easy for a game to win me away from it. Besides, it's Fantasy, and I haven't bothered to look into WHFB like I have 40k. I bet it's not as cool.
*click* *click* *click*
Oh. My. God. I should have trusted them, shouldn't I have? This is obviously the same talented bunch. I'll look closer at Warhammer Fantasy when I get a chance... but finals week says that won't be any time soon....
Flashback 5
February 2009. I have a bit of extra birthday money. I buy myself Codex: Chaos Space Marines as a minor treat and, it turns out, my friend Jake at college plays! Well, looks like I have someone to play with if I start. Now it's just a matter of saving up some money.
March 2009. We're having game nights every Saturday, playing Munchkin, Arkham Horror, Halo, and/or Gears of War as the mood takes us. Some of us talk about adding an RPG to that mix. We elect Jake GM, since it's his apartment, after all. He agrees, but has an idea... instead of D&D, he wants to do Warhammer Fantasy Role Play. Hmmm. I'm sure the game plays well, but I'm the only other person there who's heard the name "Warhammer" before. Tell us more about the setting, GM.
So, it's set on Earth... with the Empire as a pseudo-Germany and viking dwarfs... interesting. Chaos Norsemen, yeah, I'd heard of them, and... Ogre Kingdoms? Like... the Mongolian hordes, except with ogres? Dude. Dude.
Dude.
That sounds flippin' sweet. Let's play.
April 2009. The RPG was a bust... we're all just too buy for that sort of commitment. But I've decided to play WHFB as well as 40k, now... some day. Jake suggests I look at the armies available and pick which one I'll use when I get the money. Let's see. Empire... nah. I like the 40k Empire, but this isn't quite the same. It has a lot of the same feel, sure, but not the little details that caught my imagination. Chaos? I want to play Chaos in 40k, and for Fantasy I want to try something different instead of just making the same army in two games. Elves? Nah. Dwarfs? Jake plays Dwarfs, and mirror matches sound like a lame way to start off. Skaven are nifty. So are Lizardmen... but I had a bad experience with them. Orcs... maybe. But I'd need so many Boyz to field an army, that'd be expensive. Especially compared to something like...
Ogres.
Ogres don't field a lot of models... the battalion box is a 1000-point army by itself, I bet. I can afford that...
Ogres kicked my butt during my first game. I'll never forget that.
Ogres are the most interesting aspect of the Warhammer Fantasy world to me, interpretation-wise. Sure, Warhammer's dwarfs are some of the coolest dwarfs outside of Tolkien, and their orcs are probably the best I've seen even including Tolkien, but these big guys with their giant cannons and sweet mustaches...
"Let's go to that local GW I've been telling you about, Jake. I'm buying me some Ogres."

Because I'm new to the hobby and Ogres are my first army, I've decided to post the first couple of entries in "flashback" mode. My memory's pretty good, and that way you can really see the army's very beginning. So, without delay... let the thunder sound!
(Boom)
Flashback 1
The year: 1999, 13 years old. Mom's shopping for new clothes and letting me wander around the shopping center/outdoor mall. There's a store called "Games Workshop" over there, and that sounds interesting. I go inside. There are some guys playing with small models on the table and you know, it looks pretty awesome. Browsing the shelves, I see they have stuff for a game called Warhammer, and for another called... Warhammer 40,000. Just two games sold here? That's kind of odd. The salesman offers to help me, but I tell him I'm just looking. Some of this 40,000 stuff looks cool, though... like Starcraft, kinda. Well, I don't have a lot of time, so I'll go ahead and leave... but the name "Warhammer" keeps sticking in my head.
Flashback 2
The year: 2005. I'm shopping at Virgin Records for Xmas presents for my dad and brother, and now have some time to kill. There's that same store again. This time when I go inside I let the employees give me their whole spiel about the games. It doesn't sound bad. Demo game? Sure. Let's see... Space Marines vs. Tyranids? Pictures of these Space Marine guys are all over the store; they're obviously the poster-boys and I want to try something more interesting. These alien guys look pretty cool. What's that? Biological weapons? Heck yes! We played through the introductory battle (Interjection: I can't remember who won!) and the guy tells me that now's an ideal time to start Tyranids, since they have a new Codex out. It's about now I find out you have to paint the figures yourself. That sounds fun, but... intimidating. I'm not much of an artist...
Flashback 3
2008. It's a Wikipedia day. You know the type? When you keep clicking on links and somehow find yourself going from looking up what day Easter's going to be this year to the different species of rabbits to Latin-American history to real-time strategy games to Magic: the Gathering. Inexplicable, yet it seems to happen fairly regularly around here. Somehow I find myself reading about Warhammer 40,000 on the Wiki'... that sounds familiar. Oh, yeah, it was that game with the Tyranids. Well, let's see... *click* *click* *click*
(Several hours of researching fluff later)
Oh. My. God. I love this setting! It's inspiring as far as story-telling's concerned. This is probably the first time I've read a multi-racial far-future setting where the humans still seemed cool. And... well, I could go on and on. I'm very interested, now. I think I want to give that game a shot... of course, it's no fun without anyone to play with...
A week later, I'm back at that same Games Workshop (sought it out this time!) with my brother. Maybe I can convince him to play. We do the new demo... I'm Space Marines, he's Orks. I'm sold, but he's not convinced. Do the other games here have different rules? Oh, they do... let's try every demo, then. Hey, Fantasy's not bad, it turns out. My brother likes Lord of the Rings the best, though... sigh. So won't be starting Warhammer of either type yet, it seems.
An employee offers me a demo game, but instead of the stream-lined beginner's set out front, a full battle with all the rules in place. I can use any of the armies the store has assembled on display. Let's see... these dinosaur guys look cool. The employee decides to try an army he's never used before. He picks....
Ogres.
I roll horribly all game. The Ogres devour the Lizardmen pretty easily. Oh, well, it was my first try, I'm not too disappointed. Still... those Ogres are going to stick in my memory for some time.
Flashback 4
Later that same year. Life goes on, studies at university continue, and every so often I'll lurk on a 40k forum or browse the Lexicanum wiki to find out more about the setting. Not often, though. Hmm. Warhammer Online? People are saying it looks like a WoW rip-off and I know better, of course; still, I do like WoW, it won't be easy for a game to win me away from it. Besides, it's Fantasy, and I haven't bothered to look into WHFB like I have 40k. I bet it's not as cool.
*click* *click* *click*
Oh. My. God. I should have trusted them, shouldn't I have? This is obviously the same talented bunch. I'll look closer at Warhammer Fantasy when I get a chance... but finals week says that won't be any time soon....
Flashback 5
February 2009. I have a bit of extra birthday money. I buy myself Codex: Chaos Space Marines as a minor treat and, it turns out, my friend Jake at college plays! Well, looks like I have someone to play with if I start. Now it's just a matter of saving up some money.
March 2009. We're having game nights every Saturday, playing Munchkin, Arkham Horror, Halo, and/or Gears of War as the mood takes us. Some of us talk about adding an RPG to that mix. We elect Jake GM, since it's his apartment, after all. He agrees, but has an idea... instead of D&D, he wants to do Warhammer Fantasy Role Play. Hmmm. I'm sure the game plays well, but I'm the only other person there who's heard the name "Warhammer" before. Tell us more about the setting, GM.
So, it's set on Earth... with the Empire as a pseudo-Germany and viking dwarfs... interesting. Chaos Norsemen, yeah, I'd heard of them, and... Ogre Kingdoms? Like... the Mongolian hordes, except with ogres? Dude. Dude.
Dude.
That sounds flippin' sweet. Let's play.
April 2009. The RPG was a bust... we're all just too buy for that sort of commitment. But I've decided to play WHFB as well as 40k, now... some day. Jake suggests I look at the armies available and pick which one I'll use when I get the money. Let's see. Empire... nah. I like the 40k Empire, but this isn't quite the same. It has a lot of the same feel, sure, but not the little details that caught my imagination. Chaos? I want to play Chaos in 40k, and for Fantasy I want to try something different instead of just making the same army in two games. Elves? Nah. Dwarfs? Jake plays Dwarfs, and mirror matches sound like a lame way to start off. Skaven are nifty. So are Lizardmen... but I had a bad experience with them. Orcs... maybe. But I'd need so many Boyz to field an army, that'd be expensive. Especially compared to something like...
Ogres.
Ogres don't field a lot of models... the battalion box is a 1000-point army by itself, I bet. I can afford that...
Ogres kicked my butt during my first game. I'll never forget that.
Ogres are the most interesting aspect of the Warhammer Fantasy world to me, interpretation-wise. Sure, Warhammer's dwarfs are some of the coolest dwarfs outside of Tolkien, and their orcs are probably the best I've seen even including Tolkien, but these big guys with their giant cannons and sweet mustaches...
"Let's go to that local GW I've been telling you about, Jake. I'm buying me some Ogres."
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