20 Jun 2008
1.
Good Morning. My name is Sterling Bloodprint, and I am an Ogre. The tales I am about to tell you are true, as experienced by myself for the past three years.
Of course, the first thing you would want to know is why I am not dirty, smelly, speaking in third person, or trying to eat you when you aren't looking. Explaining that I am not a normal ogre when I am standing in front of you like this is stating the obvious, but some explanation is understandably desired.
My youth is a fuzzy memory, but I believe it to have been a normal one, by Ogre standards. I was a member of the Eye-biter tribe; a tribe any well-travelled caravan is likely to be familiar with. I was born to one of the more powerful members of the tribe, and was expected to do great things. In my youth and ignorance, I listened to tales of our tribes "great heroes", who are everything you would expect an Ogre to be and they were everything I wanted to be.
On the other hand, there were hushed whispers of one Ogre, a former Eye-biter who had been thrown out of the clan. At first, no one would tell me about his story, which drove me harder to find out about him. After a great deal of persistence, I uncovered part of his story.
His name was Wunka, and he was called a traitor. He had once been a mercenary loyal to Grandfather Malron, but had betrayed the clan to join another army, worst of all; it was an army of thinlings. And he had done so voluntarily, without Grandfather Malron being paid by the thinlings for his service. This was considered to be a great offence, and that made him just the kind of enemy a young Ogre could make a name for himself by eating.
So I went off to make a name for myself killing this traitor. The details of much during that time are difficult to remember as my mind was not as clear as it is now. Rather than detail the sketchy half-remembered events of my first ogre-hunt, I will simply say that I eventually found the traitor and challenged him to single combat. He beat me within an inch of my life and left me for dead.
I remember some of that beating, but not all of it. Most clearly, I remember the look of boredom on his face as he tore my weapon away and beat me with his bare hands. I remember thinking that I should have won, because the Great Maw had blessed my quest. I think I said something along those lines, because as Wunka threw me away after the beating, he told me something that changed my life.
"If the Maw really blessed you, go ask it why!"
I'm not sure if he actually meant for me to do what I did next or not, but remember, in an Ogre tribe, you do what someone stronger than you tells you to do or you end up in their belly. So, when I could move again, I went on a pilgrimage to the Great Maw. It was a long and difficult journey, taking almost half a year. I remember eating rocks to quiet my stomach. I remember being so hungry that nothing else existed to me... nothing but eating, and no matter how much I ate I only wanted more. And I remember a green glow.
I don't remember if I ever actually reached the Great Maw, or if I asked it a question or ever found an answer. I don't really remember leaving the Maw, I just remember traveling again and needing to find the one who had beaten me. The more I traveled, the stranger I became. Often I would awaken in strange places thinking strange thoughts... but those thoughts were clear, unlike any I had ever had before. I began to understand beyond the basic animal instincts which I had lived with. I would black out for long periods, waking at times covered in blood, and at times surrounded with what I thought were strange little pictures carved into the ground by my own hand. Always, I would feel the need to find the one that had beaten me.
Good Morning. My name is Sterling Bloodprint, and I am an Ogre. The tales I am about to tell you are true, as experienced by myself for the past three years.
Of course, the first thing you would want to know is why I am not dirty, smelly, speaking in third person, or trying to eat you when you aren't looking. Explaining that I am not a normal ogre when I am standing in front of you like this is stating the obvious, but some explanation is understandably desired.
My youth is a fuzzy memory, but I believe it to have been a normal one, by Ogre standards. I was a member of the Eye-biter tribe; a tribe any well-travelled caravan is likely to be familiar with. I was born to one of the more powerful members of the tribe, and was expected to do great things. In my youth and ignorance, I listened to tales of our tribes "great heroes", who are everything you would expect an Ogre to be and they were everything I wanted to be.
On the other hand, there were hushed whispers of one Ogre, a former Eye-biter who had been thrown out of the clan. At first, no one would tell me about his story, which drove me harder to find out about him. After a great deal of persistence, I uncovered part of his story.
His name was Wunka, and he was called a traitor. He had once been a mercenary loyal to Grandfather Malron, but had betrayed the clan to join another army, worst of all; it was an army of thinlings. And he had done so voluntarily, without Grandfather Malron being paid by the thinlings for his service. This was considered to be a great offence, and that made him just the kind of enemy a young Ogre could make a name for himself by eating.
So I went off to make a name for myself killing this traitor. The details of much during that time are difficult to remember as my mind was not as clear as it is now. Rather than detail the sketchy half-remembered events of my first ogre-hunt, I will simply say that I eventually found the traitor and challenged him to single combat. He beat me within an inch of my life and left me for dead.
I remember some of that beating, but not all of it. Most clearly, I remember the look of boredom on his face as he tore my weapon away and beat me with his bare hands. I remember thinking that I should have won, because the Great Maw had blessed my quest. I think I said something along those lines, because as Wunka threw me away after the beating, he told me something that changed my life.
"If the Maw really blessed you, go ask it why!"
I'm not sure if he actually meant for me to do what I did next or not, but remember, in an Ogre tribe, you do what someone stronger than you tells you to do or you end up in their belly. So, when I could move again, I went on a pilgrimage to the Great Maw. It was a long and difficult journey, taking almost half a year. I remember eating rocks to quiet my stomach. I remember being so hungry that nothing else existed to me... nothing but eating, and no matter how much I ate I only wanted more. And I remember a green glow.
I don't remember if I ever actually reached the Great Maw, or if I asked it a question or ever found an answer. I don't really remember leaving the Maw, I just remember traveling again and needing to find the one who had beaten me. The more I traveled, the stranger I became. Often I would awaken in strange places thinking strange thoughts... but those thoughts were clear, unlike any I had ever had before. I began to understand beyond the basic animal instincts which I had lived with. I would black out for long periods, waking at times covered in blood, and at times surrounded with what I thought were strange little pictures carved into the ground by my own hand. Always, I would feel the need to find the one that had beaten me.
Ogre General's Warning: Following any advice or suggestions proposed in this post could be hazzardous to your win/loss ratio. The poster above has an inflated opinion of himself and a talent for sounding like he knows what he is talking about when he is actually clueless.
My story: A Bloodprint's Story
My story: A Bloodprint's Story
Great idea mate 