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I don't wanna die please. Please? I'm gangly and green; your favorite is (a) plump and juicy high elf," said the Gnoblar.
"Oh well, you will do anyway," whispered the Butcher; grabbing some salt.
"Perhaps you'll quench my thirst for the precious liquid that leaks from your holy water skin," (begged the runt.)
The Gnoblar squealed, pointing to the High Elf Banner that appeared (to have) over 1000 years of High Elf history (attached to it; ending) this very year.
"WAIT! Doesn't that have better magical food than me?" (cried the little one.)
"Might be, but I will eat you anyhow, you juicy, fat Gnoblar. I´m too hungry to wait for those pesky little burgers and other fast food stuff!" shouted the Butcher, who finally ate the apple on top of the little Gnoblar's head.
Confused and annoyed, the Gnoblar said, "Can I go to the toilet, I'm full of grass and dandelions, it makes me feel sick and kinda stuffed. "Wait...
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I don't wanna die please. Please? I'm gangly and green; your favorite is (a) plump and juicy high elf," said the Gnoblar.
"Oh well, you will do anyway," whispered the Butcher; grabbing some salt.
"Perhaps you'll quench my thirst for the precious liquid that leaks from your holy water skin," (begged the runt.)
The Gnoblar squealed, pointing to the High Elf Banner that appeared (to have) over 1000 years of High Elf history (attached to it; ending) this very year.
"WAIT! Doesn't that have better magical food than me?" (cried the little one.)
"Might be, but I will eat you anyhow, you juicy, fat Gnoblar. I´m too hungry to wait for those pesky little burgers and other fast food stuff!" shouted the Butcher, who finally ate the apple on top of the little Gnoblar's head.
Confused and annoyed, the Gnoblar said, "Can I go to the toilet, I'm full of grass and dandelions, it makes me feel sick and kinda stuffed. "Wait why did you...

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I don't wanna die please. Please? I'm gangly and green; your favorite is (a) plump and juicy high elf," said the Gnoblar.
"Oh well, you will do anyway," whispered the Butcher; grabbing some salt.
"Perhaps you'll quench my thirst for the precious liquid that leaks from your holy water skin," (begged the runt.)
The Gnoblar squealed, pointing to the High Elf Banner that appeared (to have) over 1000 years of High Elf history (attached to it; ending) this very year.
"WAIT! Doesn't that have better magical food than me?" (cried the little one.)
"Might be, but I will eat you anyhow, you juicy, fat Gnoblar. I´m too hungry to wait for those pesky little burgers and other fast food stuff!" shouted the Butcher, who finally ate the apple on top of the little Gnoblar's head.
Confused and annoyed, the Gnoblar said, "Can I go to the toilet, I'm full of grass and dandelions, it makes me feel sick and kinda stuffed. "Wait, why did you eat those things
Thanks, Malekith
 
 
= Rakarth
           The One Gnoblar Army! (And his helpers)

Last Dark Elf Result: 1000 pts vs Vampire Counts - Draw.
I don't wanna die please. Please? I'm gangly and green; your favorite is (a) plump and juicy high elf." ,said the Gnoblar.
"Oh well, you will do anyway." ,whispered the Butcher; grabbing some salt.
"Perhaps you'll quench my thirst for the precious liquid that leaks from your holy water skin." (,begged the runt.)
The Gnoblar squealed, pointing to the High Elf Banner that appeared (to have) over 1000 years of High Elf history (attached to it, ending) this very year.
"WAIT! Doesn't that have better magical food than me?" (,cried the little one.)
"Might be, but I will eat you anyhow, you juicy, fat Gnoblar. I´m too hungry to wait for those pesky little burgers and other fast food stuff!" ,shouted the Butcher, who finally ate the apple on top of the little Gnoblar's head.
Confused and annoyed, the Gnoblar said, "Can I go to the toilet, I'm full of grass and dandelions; it makes me feel sick and kinda stuffed.
"Wait, why did you eat those things then?" ,remarked the...
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I don't wanna die please. Please? I'm gangly and green; your favorite is (a) plump and juicy high elf." ,said the Gnoblar.
"Oh well, you will do anyway." ,whispered the Butcher; grabbing some salt.
"Perhaps you'll quench my thirst for the precious liquid that leaks from your holy water skin." (,begged the runt.)
The Gnoblar squealed, pointing to the High Elf Banner that appeared (to have) over 1000 years of High Elf history (attached to it, ending) this very year.
"WAIT! Doesn't that have better magical food than me?" (,cried the little one.)
"Might be, but I will eat you anyhow, you juicy, fat Gnoblar. I´m too hungry to wait for those pesky little burgers and other fast food stuff!" ,shouted the Butcher, who finally ate the apple on top of the little Gnoblar's head.
Confused and annoyed, the Gnoblar said, "Can I go to the toilet, I'm full of grass and dandelions; it makes me feel sick and kinda stuffed.
"Wait, why did you eat those things then?" ,remarked the enourmous mouth which
I don't wanna die please. Please? I'm gangly and green; your favorite is (a) plump and juicy high elf." ,said the Gnoblar.
"Oh well, you will do anyway." ,whispered the Butcher; grabbing some salt.
"Perhaps you'll quench my thirst for the precious liquid that leaks from your holy water skin." (,begged the runt.)
The Gnoblar squealed, pointing to the High Elf Banner that appeared (to have) over 1000 years of High Elf history (attached to it, ending) this very year.
"WAIT! Doesn't that have better magical food than me?" (,cried the little one.)
"Might be, but I will eat you anyhow, you juicy, fat Gnoblar. I´m too hungry to wait for those pesky little burgers and other fast food stuff!" ,shouted the Butcher, who finally ate the apple on top of the little Gnoblar's head.
Confused and annoyed, the Gnoblar said, "Can I go to the toilet, I'm full of grass and dandelions; it makes me feel sick and kinda stuffed.
"Wait, why did you eat those things then?" ,remarked the enourmous mouth which of the Butcher
Thanks, Malekith
= Rakarth
           The One Gnoblar Army! (And his helpers)

Last Dark Elf Result: 1000 pts vs Vampire Counts - Draw.
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