16 Feb 2006
The battle for hamburger hill. (I know have seen to much war movies)
Grob saw the orcs marching from the north. It loooked like an ocean of green water.
the enemy army consisted of the ordinary boy's some night goblins and a artillery battery.
Grobs army was far outnumbred. But it diddent minded him he had fought many times against the orcs and knew once broken they were easly chrushed.
The first turn he saw they intire orc army march forward.
To counter thier advance he send in the yhetees who smashd into the centere hacking and breaking. But the orcs brave (ore foolish) diddent give an inch and stood thier ground. As usual the orc artillery had no effect.
In the second turn the orc warboss came racing towords me and stept of his horse and declaird a challange, witch i prompley accepted. De gnoblars charged the night goblins wich releasd thier deadly night goblin fanatics but did minimal casualty's. The orc artillery fired the damnd spearchuckas and killd one brave ogre. The loss of thier comrad filled thier body's with uncontrolable angre and they chard the orcs. Who could not stand bevore thier might and broke. Althoug the ogres could not cut them down. The orcs in the center managed to kill an yhetee, but it diddent help becous the orcs broke and were cut down by the yhetees. The gnoblars were being cut down by the night gnoblars but they maneged to hold thier ground.
I maneged to wound thier warboss wich could not cope with my strengt and speed.
The third turn. With center broken the yhetees charged the defensless war machines and overrun into an other one. the remaing artillery maneged to do nothing althoug there rock lobber misfired. The bulls stil trying to chatch up with the orcs couldent get to them. After a good struggle the gnoblars finally broke. But the slow night goblins could'nt catch up with them.
The orc warboss had headbutted me and i fell to the ground, he was going to finish me. But when he was lifting his axe a maneged to pull my gun and shot the beast in his head. after i had got up me and sag my maneater leutenant charged the night goblins. But we diddent expect the night goblins to be so quiq.
4e turn. the orc artillery killed another ogre again. Bevore the yehetees could overrun in the spear chukka.
the orc unit rallyd and stood thier ground. While i was eating an gnoblar i also ate a tun of madcap mushrooms wich drove me crasy and made me run in an randome dirction. Althoug sag still kept batteling against the wreched beasts.
5e turn. The yhetees killed the last of the artillery and marched to the center. After a great battle sag broke and ran away to the center, luckly the night goblins couldent chatch up. Finally the effect of the mushrooms was of and i rund to the center to aid sag. the afraid orcs ran past the ogres up the hill, where they made thier last stand and were charged by the ogres and the yhetees. they were cut down like pigs and the hill was ours.
6e turn. I saw in horror that sag tripd over a rock and was cut down by the wreched night goblins. the yhetees and bulls saw this and charged the black things to avenge thier comrad's death. And they chopd them to peaces.
In the end it was an massacre. with the only thing orcish standing on the table was a lone night goblin fanatic and i lost an maneater my gnoblars an yhetee an 2 bulls.
Grob saw the orcs marching from the north. It loooked like an ocean of green water.
the enemy army consisted of the ordinary boy's some night goblins and a artillery battery.
Grobs army was far outnumbred. But it diddent minded him he had fought many times against the orcs and knew once broken they were easly chrushed.
The first turn he saw they intire orc army march forward.
To counter thier advance he send in the yhetees who smashd into the centere hacking and breaking. But the orcs brave (ore foolish) diddent give an inch and stood thier ground. As usual the orc artillery had no effect.
In the second turn the orc warboss came racing towords me and stept of his horse and declaird a challange, witch i prompley accepted. De gnoblars charged the night goblins wich releasd thier deadly night goblin fanatics but did minimal casualty's. The orc artillery fired the damnd spearchuckas and killd one brave ogre. The loss of thier comrad filled thier body's with uncontrolable angre and they chard the orcs. Who could not stand bevore thier might and broke. Althoug the ogres could not cut them down. The orcs in the center managed to kill an yhetee, but it diddent help becous the orcs broke and were cut down by the yhetees. The gnoblars were being cut down by the night gnoblars but they maneged to hold thier ground.
I maneged to wound thier warboss wich could not cope with my strengt and speed.
The third turn. With center broken the yhetees charged the defensless war machines and overrun into an other one. the remaing artillery maneged to do nothing althoug there rock lobber misfired. The bulls stil trying to chatch up with the orcs couldent get to them. After a good struggle the gnoblars finally broke. But the slow night goblins could'nt catch up with them.
The orc warboss had headbutted me and i fell to the ground, he was going to finish me. But when he was lifting his axe a maneged to pull my gun and shot the beast in his head. after i had got up me and sag my maneater leutenant charged the night goblins. But we diddent expect the night goblins to be so quiq.
4e turn. the orc artillery killed another ogre again. Bevore the yehetees could overrun in the spear chukka.
the orc unit rallyd and stood thier ground. While i was eating an gnoblar i also ate a tun of madcap mushrooms wich drove me crasy and made me run in an randome dirction. Althoug sag still kept batteling against the wreched beasts.
5e turn. The yhetees killed the last of the artillery and marched to the center. After a great battle sag broke and ran away to the center, luckly the night goblins couldent chatch up. Finally the effect of the mushrooms was of and i rund to the center to aid sag. the afraid orcs ran past the ogres up the hill, where they made thier last stand and were charged by the ogres and the yhetees. they were cut down like pigs and the hill was ours.
6e turn. I saw in horror that sag tripd over a rock and was cut down by the wreched night goblins. the yhetees and bulls saw this and charged the black things to avenge thier comrad's death. And they chopd them to peaces.
In the end it was an massacre. with the only thing orcish standing on the table was a lone night goblin fanatic and i lost an maneater my gnoblars an yhetee an 2 bulls.
Arg, more orcs? Looks like another feast Lads.