Ogre Fair! the gut banger's ball!!!!

ikim 17 Jul 2007

The Gut banger's ball!!

Come people, get closer, and watch our ogres smash their fat bellies... the one who has the biggest gut wins!!!
come people... come!!!

cost 1 ticket

Rules:
every ogre charges a wall (which To characteristic is 6) causing 3 impact hits. The wounds caused is moltiplied by your St value. The result will be the distance this wall is pushed.

Have fun, and don't hurt yourself, 'cause the fair is not responsable for any damage caused.

Ikimik Tyrant sal-eats you

My gnoblar unit:

they are named:
Bodo, Giugi, Oscar, Spank, Grizo,
Regis, Puzzi, Gengi, Protty, Ondiz,
Marty, Monty, Zimoz

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Reg06 17 Jul 2007

Lil' Sargon, having filled his gut to bursting and drunk his fill of caustic Ogre ale, bellies up to the gut-banging wall (having paid his 1 ticket), hitches up his trousers and charges down field towards the sturdy wall, belly first.

Result of the throw of dice "3d6" :

2 + 5 + 1 = 8

One wound (his strength value is 5), which means Lil' Sargon pushed the wall 25 (feet?meters?gnoblar arms?).

Quote from: Ganymede on Mar 26, 2009, 11:17:45 AM

If by RAW, you mean "Reg06's Audacious Whims", then you'd be right.

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Kyte 18 Jul 2007

What is all this talk about tickets?

Thanks

- Kyte

Fallen_Angel 18 Jul 2007

umm isnt reg06's result 5, as he got one wound, and st 5??...

anyhoo drugg is very very strong, so he thinks that the puny wall shouldnt be hard to push

6 3 6, two wounds so 12

although is reg was right then thats 72!?

I don't think much changes when your 18. The only things I can do is buy cigarettes, porn and if I get in trouble with the law I'm kinda screwed!
- Hayden Panettiere
Oh the joys I have to look forward to!

sniffles and the killer bunny

Quote from: Vincenti on Jun 06, 2007, 12:37:10 AM

Buy 77 pounds worth of Modeling Snow. Pour it all over your room.

Rejoice in your own personal winter wonderland.

Vincenti

ikim 18 Jul 2007

The fair is near to closing, for tonight, and today's winner is:
Fallen Angel

Reg: you moltiply the number of wounds for your strength value. You caused 1 wound x St5=5
Fallen Angel: you caused 2 wounds, x6=12.

Sorry for the confusion.

cheers

Ikimik Tyrant sal-eats you

My gnoblar unit:

they are named:
Bodo, Giugi, Oscar, Spank, Grizo,
Regis, Puzzi, Gengi, Protty, Ondiz,
Marty, Monty, Zimoz

Forum Primer: http://www.ogrestronghold.com/forum/index.php?topic=7241.0

Reg06 18 Jul 2007

I don't know why I didn't figure that out for myself. It was only simple.

Quote from: Ganymede on Mar 26, 2009, 11:17:45 AM

If by RAW, you mean "Reg06's Audacious Whims", then you'd be right.

Forum primer
http://www.ogrestronghold.com/forum/index.php?topic=7241.0
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Fallen_Angel 19 Jul 2007

druggs not sure whether he can actually get any better at this, but here goes

2 3 5 thats only 1 wound! so 6 today

I don't think much changes when your 18. The only things I can do is buy cigarettes, porn and if I get in trouble with the law I'm kinda screwed!
- Hayden Panettiere
Oh the joys I have to look forward to!

sniffles and the killer bunny

Quote from: Vincenti on Jun 06, 2007, 12:37:10 AM

Buy 77 pounds worth of Modeling Snow. Pour it all over your room.

Rejoice in your own personal winter wonderland.

Vincenti

ikim 19 Jul 2007

Since you, Fallen Angel, are the only one who played this game, today... You, my friend, are today's winner.
get yourself 3 points and 3 tickets...

Ikimik Tyrant sal-eats you

My gnoblar unit:

they are named:
Bodo, Giugi, Oscar, Spank, Grizo,
Regis, Puzzi, Gengi, Protty, Ondiz,
Marty, Monty, Zimoz

Forum Primer: http://www.ogrestronghold.com/forum/index.php?topic=7241.0

Reg06 20 Jul 2007

After a day of rest (e.g. sleeping of a legendary hangover in a ditch) Lil' Sargon prepares himself for victory. His first stop, the gut barging wall. With a mighty roar he launches himself at the wall, almost falling on his face as it rockets out away from his mighty gut.

Result of the throw of dice "3d6" :
5 + 5 + 6 = 16

(Three wounds x S5= 15)

Quote from: Ganymede on Mar 26, 2009, 11:17:45 AM

If by RAW, you mean "Reg06's Audacious Whims", then you'd be right.

Forum primer
http://www.ogrestronghold.com/forum/index.php?topic=7241.0
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Fallen_Angel 20 Jul 2007

as drugg has won two days in a row, he steps up to the wall for the last time...

5 4 2 = 2 wounds so 12, a comfortable 2nd

I don't think much changes when your 18. The only things I can do is buy cigarettes, porn and if I get in trouble with the law I'm kinda screwed!
- Hayden Panettiere
Oh the joys I have to look forward to!

sniffles and the killer bunny

Quote from: Vincenti on Jun 06, 2007, 12:37:10 AM

Buy 77 pounds worth of Modeling Snow. Pour it all over your room.

Rejoice in your own personal winter wonderland.

Vincenti

The Loki 20 Jul 2007

6 + 6 + 4 = 16

2 wounds with my piddly STR 4 means i got 8 points. Big Khan is Quicker then most but sadly that doesnt help in pushing down walls.

3 Tickets..
64 Gnobbo's Smashed over da head.

Fallen_Angel 21 Jul 2007

lets have another go here....

5 2 5 = 2 wounds, so 12 again for me

I don't think much changes when your 18. The only things I can do is buy cigarettes, porn and if I get in trouble with the law I'm kinda screwed!
- Hayden Panettiere
Oh the joys I have to look forward to!

sniffles and the killer bunny

Quote from: Vincenti on Jun 06, 2007, 12:37:10 AM

Buy 77 pounds worth of Modeling Snow. Pour it all over your room.

Rejoice in your own personal winter wonderland.

Vincenti

ikim 23 Jul 2007

July 20th: Reg06 came 1st, 2nd Fallen Angel; 3rd The Loki

July 21st: Fallen Agnel wins.

cheers

Ikimik Tyrant sal-eats you

My gnoblar unit:

they are named:
Bodo, Giugi, Oscar, Spank, Grizo,
Regis, Puzzi, Gengi, Protty, Ondiz,
Marty, Monty, Zimoz

Forum Primer: http://www.ogrestronghold.com/forum/index.php?topic=7241.0