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Return of the rhyming game.

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With a new forum means a new rhyming game! And i think I'll start the poetry with something a bit different from the last rhyming game, now the rhyms are about how gnoblars ends their days!!!:

An ogre had a Gnoblar,
He thought that he was smart.
He threw the gnoblar into a cliff,
so it was torn apart!
Now a Leadbelcher had a Cannon
As big as a mighty black Dragon
Bid his gnoblar to light
Who got quite a fright
And burst apart like a soft Mellon
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A Bruiser owned a Gnobbo
who was known for his bad luck
When he came across a Gobbo
upon a spear he was stuck!
Coming soon from Grokfol's Gnoblar Workteam:
Yorfarg and Ashadrianus [special characters]
Ooh, ooh, I got another one!

A Tyrant owned the Thundermace,
a nasty club indeed,
He accidentally crushed his Gnoblar's face
and gave the Gorgers extra feed!
Coming soon from Grokfol's Gnoblar Workteam:
Yorfarg and Ashadrianus [special characters]
A gnoblar had a rhinox
From which he launched his scrap.
His buddies played a funny prank
And launched him in lieu of that crap.
A gnoblar disturbed an ogre,
the future isn't bright,
the ogre smashed the gnoblar,
it was counted as suicide!
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