A little Humor (first try ;)

A tale of three ogres, wandering alone in the Mountains of Worn.

Uggug: So whats happened today eh mates?
Hzagg: Sigh... the usual... those gnoblars are being treated like Bloodthirsters, I mean theyre fed on the grail knights and expected to win...
Jarg: Thats nothing! I miscast and explode in a stinking pile of offal all the time!. You dont have the ficklest of idea how painful it is to recollect myself after the battles...
Uggug: Oh shit man, those clanrats are here again.
Hzagg: Yeah but their gun teams are nerfed. CHARGE EM!!!
Jarg: NO! you cant move further now! youve exhausted your movement points!
Hzagg: Why dont the Leadbelchers fire at them anyway?
Uggug: Theyve yet to figure out which end of the gun the nice little things that go BOOM come out of...
Jarg: Screw it! damn assasin... and we cant turn around! take cov- ARGH!
Hzagg: Its ok, your spine is fucked up but you have 2 wounds left. Ask the butcher to eat a troll again.
Uggug: Im so worn down... hey what the fuck is that?

Flagellant: RAAAWR! IVE GOT WS2!!

*Trebuchet lands on Uggug*

Uggug: THATS IT! were panicking!

*Tyrant eats a fleeing Ogre*

Uggug: Well fuck that...

On the opposite side of the table, things arent going much different...

Earl the Swordsman: Can you believe this?!
Ray the Swordsman-Champion: That we just got completely mangled by these Maneaters?
Earl the Swordsman: Yeah!
Ray the Swordsman-Champion: Were standing in the middle of two hellblasters... you must be having Deja Vu.

Back to the 'heated' combat...

Krugg the Yheete: Isnt this Lustria?
Greghr the Yheete: Yeah, so?
Krugg the Yheete: Ahh, finally I know! Ive been wondering why im shitting myself as of late, but I guess our incompetent owner needed us for all this difficult terrain.
Owner of the OK army: Go Yheetes go! CLIMB THE DAMN TERRAIN!
Oyr the Yheete: Sometimes I just wanna freeze his ass... how does he expect us to climb trees?

*Chameleon Skink fires a poisoned dart, goes within metres of the Yheetes, greets them and tells them to blunder while he hides again*

The end of the unrefined Part One of Wtf?

So far in association with - salem1.

Strange, but true. Maybe u should use ideas like this for Corai's planned webcomic.

Ahh, yes indeed.

It was intended as a sort of twisted humor, thanks for commenting.

Prety twisted but funny. I'd also second that to go in Corai's webcomic it would be hilarious with the pics.
Any more of it coming, hopefully i enjoyed it.
Tri

that is the funniest thing ive ever read
keep posting man

Really? thats nice to hear .

I might update it occasionaly .
Oh and by the way, it would be great if anyone could direct me to this Webcomic .

Im currently working on the next update, but I dont like to rush things, so ill finish it periodically. It would be great to have some co-operators!

I need the co-operators to decide what the next tale should be about, if its too far flung, if it has cohesion and that kind of stuff which you cant decide by yourself.