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Spawning of Bob - The End Times FAQ

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Spawning of Bob 09 Oct 2014

The Spawning of Bob presents:
The End Times FAQ
in which the motivations behind, and the consequences of, the Return of Nagash are laid bare!

All of your noobish questions will be answered!

Q. Why weren't we warned this was going to happen?
A. We were. The real question is, "Why didn't we listen?"

Scalenex of Klodorex, Lustria-Online's resident Doomsayer has been urging us to Convert to Un-Life since January 2013.

Q. Why did Arkhan the Black open the Nine Books of Nagash, thereby restoring their author to unholy life?
A.

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Q. How good are these Nine Books?
A.

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Q. Zombies once proudly served only one army. What could compel them to shift allegiance during the End Times?
A.

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Q.In the 8th Edition rulebook (page 249), Vlad von Carstein led his armies of the dead against the Empire. Ultimately he was slain by the Grand Theogenist of Sigmar, Wilhelm the III. Atop the walls of Altdorf, Wilhelm III wrestled bodily with the Vampire Lord, and both fell from the battlements onto the forest of defensive stakes below.

Did this pose any problem for Vlad's resurrection in the End Times?

A.

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Spawning of Bob 29 Oct 2014

Welcome back Hragged!

Two FAQs for you and you chubbies because you fell behind (your initiative is almost as bad as Lizardmen!).

Q.Some see the End Times as an epoch of loss and despair. Others see it as a time of opportunity. Ultimately, who will profit most from this turbulent era?

A. The Lords of the Citadel.

Q.After two millennia in the shadows, does Nagash command the same respect from his minions that he once enjoyed?

A. Not really.

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Q. How do the denizens of the Warhammer world celebrate Halloween?

A. With Caution.

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Q. I am a dwarf general. I cracked open my treasury to purchase "The End Times - Nagash" rule book. When I opened it, I discovered there was NOTHING in it for me. What do the Lords of Citadel say about that?????

A.

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Q. Did Nagash keep his promise and reunite Vlad von Carstein with his wife, Isabella, in the lands of the living?

A. Sort of...

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Q. Nagash has faced down many different enemies including Tomb Kings, Bretonnians, Daemons and even Skaven. Is there anyone else he should look out for?

A.

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Spawning of Bob 28 Nov 2014

Happy Thanksgiving

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Q. OK, if the New World savages mark the day named "Thanksgiving", what occasion is celebrated by the cruel vampires of the Old World?
A.

End Times FAQ Question "suggested" by a Carpe Noctem Forumnite:
Happy Black Friday Henning!

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Spawning of Bob 28 Dec 2014

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Spawning of Bob 31 Dec 2014

Start 2015 with a Bang!

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