Battle of the Tyrants
10th Anniversary Arena of Death
The roar rang out the arena loud
as cheer and shout did the crowd
for one stood triumphant of his creed
and that was Tojiro the Half Breed
As Trojiro surveyed the mournful dead
their passing circled in his head
The first to drop without a prayer
was Oni, no longer a Giantslayer
But very quick to follow him
was the demise of Urgok Gemgrim.
And third to die from another slasher
was the former Tyrant Thrawg Bonesmasher
The next turned to dust and then was gone
why twas the Tyrant Tuk'Nom
and as more blood spilt upon the floor
Farad'n Chillbringer was no more
Next to die a violent death
Brorl the Hungry this earth left
And then the next Tyrant to go
was the now pallid form of Lord Black Mojo
The crowd did cheer, scream and yell
as Khorag Giantlord Guteater fell
Another Tyrant lost his head
Wolfgut Battle Brawler was dead
The next to have his eyes closed shut
was Tyrant Angus McThundergut
The crowd did roar for another one
and soon "Whitebeard" Salteater was gone
"Still more blood", the arena's cries
as Throg Orcogre closed his eyes
Harry 'the Negotiator' grunts no more
with his guts all spilt upon the floor
The Next to say farewell to luck
was the Fistbreaker Tyrant known as Zeruk.
The crowd screamed "cummon' twist the knife"
and Bromsley the Largest was bereft of life
And onwards through this Tyrant cull
the next one dead: Rahg Goldskull.
The audience bayed for a severed head
and Durg Mawfinder soon was dead
Now just three Tyrants left to see
who could the ultimate winner be?
well with belly cut and guts all drawn
it was not Drom the Giantborn
The last two Tyrants in the arena stood
but still the crowd they bayed for blood.
Blow after blow each tyrant did issue
as club broke bone and severed tissue.
But as the beatings carried on
a winner emerged, the triumphant one
Hung Sing Gutpuncher's death was glorious
But Tojiro Half Breed was victorious
Tojiro scanned the limbs and blood
and thought unto himself, that's good.
The severed arms and chunks of meat
lay strew around at Trojiro's feet.
And as Trojiro surveyed this mournful bunch
his only thought was "Time for Lunch!" I would just like to extend a massive thank you from all the Stronghold Guard to everyone who entered, commented on and enjoyed our 10th Anniversary Arena of Death battle. It would not have been possible without all of your input so thank you guys!
Lastly I am sure that everyone will join me in thanking
Randroid for all the time and effort he has put into making this event so enjoyable. If there was a "Spirit of the Stronghold" award it truly would be yours! You are a legend buddy!
Once again thank you all for your participation, you make the Ogre Stronghold what it is and for that we thank you.
G_H