16 Feb 2012
Snot spat out a big one on the humans face. It was good fight. The sounds of metal crashing a clanging around him, he was completely clam.... Due to the fact of hiding underneath the bright clothing of the Empire engineer he stabbed, repeatedly, in the face. He began to clean the blood off his broken sword by licking it over and over in great globs. He then noticed something next to the face of his unfortunate victim... A small wooden thing with a knob the end.
"Wot?" he thought as he picked it up. His ears pricked up in interest
There was a hole in it! Stupid Humies! Why dey go and do dat? he thought to himself.
He leaned back to take a look deeper into the trinket. His eyes squinted in concentration, hot ashes spilled onto his bulbous nose.
"eeeeeeEEEEEEYAAAAARGH!!!!!!" He ran screaming out of the shirt as his nose burst into flames.
(To be continued)
"Wot?" he thought as he picked it up. His ears pricked up in interest
There was a hole in it! Stupid Humies! Why dey go and do dat? he thought to himself.
He leaned back to take a look deeper into the trinket. His eyes squinted in concentration, hot ashes spilled onto his bulbous nose.
"eeeeeeEEEEEEYAAAAARGH!!!!!!" He ran screaming out of the shirt as his nose burst into flames.
(To be continued)
8th edition Win/loss/tie ratio: 6/1/1
First we beat 'em. Then we eat em.
First we beat 'em. Then we eat em.