An Agony in 8 Fits

A record that will in hope describe with infinite humour the impossible voyage of an improbable crew to find an inconceivable creature.

The Improbable Crew

coming soon

FORUM ACHIEVEMENTS
1. Ogre Stronghold Member - Register an account at the Ogre Stronghold and be active on the forum.
2. Ogre Stronghold Veteran - Be a member of the Ogre Stronghold for over 1 year and be active on the forum.
3. Bellower - Post a new topic anywhere on the forum.
4. War Paint - Add an avatar to your profile.
5. Fiefdom - Add a location to your profile.
6. Crude Consensus - Vote in a poll.
7. Ogre Democracy - Vote in 5 polls.
8. Gnoblar Breeder - Award a Pet Gnoblar to another member.
9. Pet Gnoblar - Receive your first Pet Gnoblar.
10. Gnoblar Trio - Receive 3 Pet Gnoblars.
11. Gnoblar Entourage - Receive 10 Pet Gnoblars.
12. Gnoblar Horde - Receive 30 Pet Gnoblars.
13. Gnoblar Infestation - Receive 100 Pet Gnoblars.
14. Ogre Rank - Reach the Ogre member rank.
15. Irongut Rank - Reach the Irongut member rank.
16. Bruiser Rank - Reach the Bruiser member rank.
17. Hunter Rank - Reach the Hunter member rank.
18. Tyrant Rank - Reach the Tyrant member rank.
19. Ogre Club - Post in the Clubs topic in the Off Topic forum section.
20. Ogre Achiever Level 1 - Unlock 10 Ogre Achievements.
21. Ogre Achiever Level 2 - Unlock 20 Ogre Achievements.
22. Ogre Achiever Level 3 - Unlock 30 Ogre Achievements.
23. Ogre Achiever Level 4 - Unlock 40 Ogre Achievements.
24. Ogre Achiever Level 5 - Unlock 50 Ogre Achievements.
25. Ogre Achiever Level 6 - Unlock 60 Ogre Achievements.
26. Ogre Achiever Level 7 - Unlock 70 Ogre Achievements.
27. Ogre Achiever Level 8 - Unlock 80 Ogre Achievements.

GAMING ACHIEVEMENTS
1. Gnoblar Messenger - Post a battle report in a new topic in the Tales of Conquest forum section.
2. Ogre Kingdoms Adept - Play 25 games or more using Ogre Kingdoms.
3. Ogre Kingdoms Expert - Play 100 games or more using Ogre Kingdoms.
4. Overpowered - Win at least 5 games in a row using Ogre Kingdoms.
5. Might Makes Right - Play a game using 4000 points or more of Ogre Kingdoms.
6. Maneater - Play at 5 different venues or more using Ogre Kingdoms.
7. Pork Chops - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. Beastmen.
8. Can Opener - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. Bretonnia.
9. Heartburn - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. Chaos Dwarfs.
10. Funky Flavours - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. Daemons of Chaos.
11. Bitter Taste - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. Dark Elves.
12. Tough Meat - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. Dwarfs.
13. Franzfurters - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. The Empire.
14. Fine Dining - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. High Elves.
15. Tastes Like Chicken - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. Lizardmen.
16. Eat Your Greens - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. Orcs & Goblins.
17. Rat Onna Stick - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. Skaven.
18. Bone Dry - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. Tomb Kings.
19. Prime Stake - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. Vampire Counts.
20. Pointy Bits - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. Warriors of Chaos.
21. Toothpicks - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. Wood Elves.
22. Kineater - Win a game using Ogre Kingdoms vs. Ogre Kingdoms.
23. Thinling Fancier - Win a game using any Thinling army vs. Ogre Kingdoms.
24. Beyond the Kingdoms - Play as Ogre Kingdoms in a campaign.
25. Pit Fighter - Take an Ogre Kingdoms army to a tournament.
26. Overtyrant - Win a tournament with Ogre Kingdoms or finish as the top Ogre Kingdoms player.
27. Groinbiter - During a game one of your Gnoblars kills the enemy General.
28. Praise the Maw - At the end of a game your Ogre Kingdoms army hasn't suffered any casualties.
29. Ogre Obsessed - Play as Ogres or use an Ogre miniature in any game other than Warhammer Fantasy.
30. Battle Hardened Level 1 - Meet any 10 of the Battle Hardened requirements.
31. Battle Hardened Level 2 - Meet any 20 of the Battle Hardened requirements.
32. Battle Hardened Level 3 - Meet any 30 of the Battle Hardened requirements.
33. Battle Hardened Level 4 - Meet any 40 of the Battle Hardened requirements.
34. Battle Hardened Level 5 - Meet all of the Battle Hardened requirements.

Battle Hardened Requirements:
- Field a Tyrant equipped with a Wizarding Hat.
- Field a Bruiser but don't field a Battle Standard.
- Field a Slaughtermaster and 2 Butchers, each using a different Lore.
- Buff every unit in your army with a single Augment from the Lore of the Great Maw.
- Cast Purple Sun with an Ogre Kingdoms model and kill an enemy Monstrous Infantry model.
- Cause at least 2 enemy wizards to Miscast with a single use of the Hellheart.
- Field a Hunter on foot.
- Use a Blood Vulture to kill an enemy model.
- Field 2 Firebellies.
- Kill at least 5 enemy models with a single Firebelly breath weapon attack.
- Field an Ogre Kingdoms special character.
- Field an Ogre Kingdoms army with only 1 character in it.
- Use the Thundermace's Thundercrush attack to kill 10 or more enemy models in a single game.
- Use the Greedy Fist to consume the magical properties of a Magic Weapon.
- Use the Gnoblar Thiefstone to steal an item from an enemy character.
- Equip an Ogre Kingdoms character with an Arabyan Carpet and fly them into the enemy deployment zone.
- If one of your Ogre Kingdoms characters is a hit by Purple Sun, have them pass their Initiative test.
- Field an Ogre Kingdoms army with no Gnoblars, no mounts, no war machines, no warbeasts and no monsters.
- Field a horde of Ogres.
- Field a horde of Ironguts.
- Succeed in making a charge at a distance of 17" or more with a unit of Ogres or Ironguts.
- Have an Ogre or Irongut horde break an enemy horde.
- Get a unit of at least 12 Ogres or Ironguts into the enemy deployment zone having suffered no casualties.
- Have a lone Ogre or Irongut lose combat but pass their break test.
- Field a horde of Gnoblars.
- Field only Gnoblar units in your army's Core allotment.
- Have a Gnoblar horde break an enemy horde.
- Kill at least 3 enemy models in a single charge at a unit of Gnoblar Trappers.
- Field a unit of 8 Leadbelchers.
- Fire at least 4 times with a unit of Leadbelchers in a single game.
- Field a unit of Maneaters with the Scouts rule.
- Field a Sabretusk Pack of at least 5 Sabretusks.
- Field 2 units of Yhetees.
- Field 2 units of Mournfang Cavalry.
- Successfully parry an attack against a unit of Mournfang Cavalry.
- Field 3 Gorgers.
- Field 2 Gnoblar Scraplaunchers.
- Kill an enemy character with Killing Blow from a Scraplauncher shot.
- Field 2 Ironblasters.
- Kill an enemy model with an Ironblaster misfire.
- Field more war machines in an Ogre Kingdoms army than your opponent has in their army.
- Field a Giant in an Ogre Kingdoms army.
- Have an enemy unit lose a model when an Ogre Kingdoms Giant falls on top of it.
- Field a Stonehorn.
- Roll a 10 or more for charge range when successfully charging with a Stonehorn.
- Field a Thundertusk.
- Subject at least 3 enemy units to Numbing Chill in the same combat phase.
- Use a chaintrap to kill an enemy character.
- Field a unit of Grimhorn Rhinox Riders.
- Wipe out an enemy unit with Impact Hits from an Ogre Kingdoms unit.

HOBBY ACHIEVEMENTS
1. Gnoblogger - Start a Gnoblog in the Gnoblogs section of the forum.
2. Tribal Warfare - Create an Ogre Kingdoms Tribe and add it to the Tribe DataBaste.
3. Ogres Rule - Start a new rules topic in the House Rules forum section.
4. Grey-Skinned Ogres - Assemble an Ogre Kingdoms army.
5. Old One - Sculpt a miniature or do some sculpting on an existing miniature for your Ogre Kingdoms army.
6. Touched by Tzeentch - Convert 20 or more Ogre Kingdoms miniatures.
7. Battle Ready - Paint an Ogre Kingdoms army.
8. Feast for the Eyes - Take photos of your painted Ogre Kingdoms army and post them on the forum.
9. Hoarder - Collect at least 4000 points worth of Ogre Kingdoms miniatures.
10. Gut-Barger - Enter an Ogre Stronghold competition.
11. Website Contributor - Submit photos, artwork, an article or a download to the Ogre Stronghold's main website.
12. Video Contributor - Upload a video to YouTube and have it added to the Ogre Stronghold's favourites.
13. Wiki Contributor - Add or edit content on the Ogre Stronghold's Ogre Wiki.
14. Butcher - Complete a Monthly Painting Challenge in the Butcher's Cauldron.
15. Slaughtermaster - Complete 3 Monthly Painting Challenges in the Butcher's Cauldron.
16. Prophet of the Maw - Complete 6 Monthly Painting Challenges in the Butcher's Cauldron.
17. Cave Painter Level 1 - Meet any 5 of the Cave Painter requirements.
18. Cave Painter Level 2 - Meet any 10 of the Cave Painter requirements.
19. Cave Painter Level 3 - Meet any 15 of the Cave Painter requirements.
20. Cave Painter Level 4 - Meet all of the Cave Painter requirements.

Cave Painter Requirements:
- Paint a Tyrant and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a Bruiser and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a Slaughtermaster or a Butcher and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a Hunter and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a Firebelly and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a unit of Ogres and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a unit of Ironguts and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a unit of Gnoblars and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a unit of Leadbelchers and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a unit of Maneaters and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a Sabretusk Pack and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a unit of Yhetees and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a unit of Mournfang Cavalry and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a Gorger and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a Gnoblar Scraplauncher and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint an Ironblaster and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a Giant and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a Stonehorn and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a Thundertusk and post a photo of it on the forum.
- Paint a Grimhorn Rhinox Rider and post a photo of it on the forum.

Wildcard's Ogre Achievements {Old}

1. Gettin Started - Play a game of warhammer using the new ogre book
2. Going Large - Play a game of warhammer of over 2000 points using the new ogre book
3. Brace for impact! - During a game, an ogre unit successfully charges and rolls 10+ on the dice
4. I'm in charge! - play a game with the new book using a tyrant in your army
5. Incoming! - during a game, lose at least 3 ogres to a single war machine shot
6. Look what we can do! - have a mournfang rider successfully parry an attack
7. Oooo, shiny! - buy one of the models new to the ogre range
8. That's huge! - build a stonehorn or thundertusk model
9. Sigh! - lose more than 3 ogres to any one casting of a spell that involved you taking an initiative test as part of it's resolution
10. I didn't mean it lads - lose a spellcaster to the "snake eyes" effect of grut's sickle
11. Boom! Hur, Hur, Hur - field a unit of 5+ leadbelchers and shoot with them at least 4 times in a single game.
12. Say hello to my little friend! - field an ironblaster in your army
13. Still loving it - play 5 games using the new book rules
14. Crush the thinlings - take a new book ogre army to a tournament
15. Getting colder - field a thundertusk OR a unit of yhetees in your army
16. It's freezing! - field more than one thunder tusk AND a unit of yhettes in your army
17. Getting warmer! - field a firebelly in your army
18. Hot! Hot! - field more than one firebelly in your army
19. Unleash Hell! - field 2 scraplaunchers and 2 iron blasters in your army
20. One for the cauldron - paint an ogre model and post it on the stronghold
21. Paint a unit of ogres
22. Here Kitty! - field 1 or more lone sabretusks in your army
23. Win a game using ogres vs. beastmen.
24. Win a game using ogres vs. Dwarfs
25. Does this taste funny to you? - Win a game using ogres vs. Daemons of chaos
26. Win a game using ogres vs. High elves
27. Win a game using ogres vs. Wood elves
28. Win a game using ogres vs. Dark elves
29. Franzfurters - Win a game using ogres vs. Empire
30. Tastes like chicken - Win a game using ogres vs. Lizardmen
31. Stake Out - Win a game using ogres vs. Vampire counts
32. Past their sell-by date - win a game using ogres vs. Tomb kings
33. Eat your greens - Win a game using ogres vs. orcs and goblins
34. Win a game using ogres vs. Warriors of chaos
35. Overtyrant - win a game using ogres vs. Ogres
36. Tinned food - win a game using ogres vs. Bretonnia
37. Rats! - win a game using ogres vs. Skaven
38. Convert one of the new range of ogre models
39. Oops! - destroy either a scraplauncher or an ironblaster with a misfire
40. We don't bicker! - field an army containing 4+ units of gnoblars
41. No auto-wounds for you! - have a butcher or slaughtermaster get hit with a poisoned attack
42. What that  coming over the hill? - field a unit of 4+ mornfangs
43. Now you see me - field a unit of scouting maneaters
44. Hunger! - field 3 gorgers in an army
45. Hahahaha! - Kill 3+ models in a single use of the gnoblar trappers rule.
46. Fork in the eye! - kill an enemy character with a scraplauncher killing blow
47. I'm special - field any one of the ogre special characters in your army
48. The maw! - successfully use the large template version of the maw spell to kill an enemy model
49. The maw the merrier! - have the large template version of the maw spell roll a misfire and kill one or more of your ogres.
50. Oh no you don't - use the greedy fist item to consume the magical properties of a weapon
51. I Heart you - use the hellheart to cause miscasts in 2+ enemy wizards in one use.
52. Hole is where the heart is - cause an enemy wizard to dimensional cascade and go down a hole using the hellheart.
53. Its mine, MINE! - use the gnoblar Thiefstone to steal an item from an enemy character.
54. Just the lads - field an army containing ONLY ogres, no animals, gnoblars, etc.  Bonus if you also win.
55. You can't touch this - pass a 4+ ward vs flaming with a firebelly.
56. Start a gnoblog for your ogre army
57. Update pics into your ogre gnoblog on at least 4 seperate occasions.
58. Use the thunder mace in a game to kill 10+ models with thunder crush attacks (does not have to be all in one attack)
59. Why do I bother? - lose 3 games in a row with your ogre army
60. Overpowered! - win 3 games in a row with your ogre army.
61. That's no place for a hatchet - roll a 2 on the scraplauncher misfire chart
62. Jugger! - roll a 10+ when successfully charging with a stone horn
63. Re-roll this! - subject 3+ high elf units to numbing chill in the same combat phase
64. Oh shi-! - Have a slaughermaster or butcher die from rolling a 1 on Bloodgruel.
65. Seigebroken - Hit a building with Seigebreaker.
66. OH GOD MY FACE! - Kill an enemy character with  the chaintrap from the Thundertusk.
67. Dancing On Sunshine -. Have a character pass his Initative test from being hit by Purple Sun
68. Sunburned - Kill an Ogre with a Purple Sun that YOU cast.
69. Why Can't I Hold All These Items? - Roll 120pts for Golgfag magic item allowance.
70. Buffy The Ogre Caster - Have all of your Slaughtermasters spells be augments.
71. It's Rude To Bragg - Have Bragg kill a Large Target in a challenge.
72. WHAT THE FU-BOOOM! - Destroy an enemy model with an Ironblaster misfire. 
73. Soups on! -  Have Skrag kill enough models to unlock all of his special rules in one game
74. Crusher - play 10 games with the new ogre book
75. Bruiser - play 20 games with the new ogre book
76. Tyrant - play 50 games with the new ogre book
77. Maneater - play with the new ogre book in 5 different venues
78. Ker-splat! - kill an enemy unit with just your impact hits alone.
79. Box clever - construct, buy or convert a new carry case for your ogre army
80. Altered beast power up! - boost every unit in your army with a single augment from the lore of the great maw
81. ...And you play Ogres!? - Have more war machine weapons in your army than your opponent.
82.  Small, but many -have a gnoblar horde break an enemy unit.
83. We're all there - have a unit of at least 12 ogres get into the enemy deployment zone with no casualties taken.
84. My horde is bigger then yours - have an ogre horde break an enemy horde.
85. So much power lost - have an ogre unit roll 10 or more and still fail a charge.
86. Rambo or Conan? - have a lone ogre lose a combat but pass his break test.
87. You call that a club?.... THIS is a club - cause 6 S10's with Siegebreaker on a unit occupying a building.
88. Ogre zoo - Paint at least one of the Stonehorn, Thundertusk, Mournfang and Sabretusk models.
89. She's a Maaaaaneater! - paint the female Maneater model.
90. They're not bloody Eagles you know! - Run a Hunter in a unit of 5 or more Sabretusks.
91. But they're soooo cute! - Fill your whole core with Gnoblars.
92. Bird brained - kill an enemy model with a hunter's blood vulture.
93. Timber! - lose an ogre when a giant (yours or your opponent's) falls on one of your units.
94. Thinling roast! - kill 5 enemy models with a single firebelly breath weapon blast
95. Cats paw - Kill a skaven weapon team with a sabretusk
96. Halitosis - use 3 breath weapon attacks in a single game.
97. Billy no-mates - field an army with only 1 character in it.  He cannot deploy in a unit or join one.  Bonus if he survives the game.
98. Steady now! - Use freehand to paint a banner for an ogre unit
99. Da lads! - post a pic of your entire army on the stronghold in your ogre gnoblog.
100. Feast master - place 1st, or best in race, at a tournament.
101. Brrrr! - field more than one thundertusk in your army OR more than one unit of yhettes in your army

A total of  75 / 101 achievements.

Where we begin... a long shopping list.

Tyrant
Slaughtermaster (Geuele d'Acier by Ilyad Games)
Limited Edition Bruiser
Skrag the Slaughterer
Paymaster Maneater (for conversion to BSB)
Araby Maneater
Pirate Maneater
Female Maneater
Ninja Maneater
Paymaster Maneater (for use as a Maneater)
Firebelly
Butcher
2x Ogre Kingdoms Battalion (2007 edition)
3x Mournfang Cavalry
2x Ironblaster
2x Sabretusk
2x Gorger
Gnoblar Trappers
WHFB Walls & Fences (for unit filler)
100x rare earth magnets size 3mm x 2mm
30x bases size 20mm (for extra gnoblars off other kits)

The state of our voyage...

{Delivery from eBay soon} Slaughtermaster (General, Level 4, Fencer's Blades, Glittering Scales, Greedy Fist): 


{Assembled} Ogres x9 (Full Command, IF): 


{Assembled} Ironguts x9 (Full Command, Standard of Discipline): 


{Assembled} Leadbelchers x5 (Bellower): 


{Assembled} Mournfang Cavalry x4 (Bellower, Standard Bearer, Dragonhide banner): 


{NIB} Ironblaster x2:

more updates

{Primed} Leadbelchers x5 (Bellower): 


{Primed} Ironblaster #1:


{Primed} Ironblaster #2:

more updates

{Primed} Mournfang Cavalry x4 (Bellower, Standard Bearer, HA, IF, Dragonhide banner):


{Primed} Limited Edition Bruiser:


{Primed} Gnoblars x20 (Trappers):


{NIB} Tyrant:

{NIB} Skrag the Slaughterer:

{NIB} Gorger x2:

{NIB} Araby Maneater:

{NIB} A third box of Mournfang Cavalry:

{NIB} WHFB Walls & Fences:

{Delivered from eBay, ready to go} 100x rare earth magnets (size 3mm x 2mm):

more updates

{ready to base} Irongut musician (1st model ever painted):

{Primed} AoW Ogre Hero:


{Primed} Firebelly (required lots of liquid greenstuff due to finecast bubbles):