22 Oct 2011
Spleench the Everfree, King of Gnoblars - Points - 180
Lord Choice
M4, WS3, BS3, S3, T3, W2, I3, A2, LD8
Equipment: Buggerblade, Scrap shield, sharp stuff, light armor
Special Rules: We Matter!, King of Slaves, Hordes Unending
Spleench was born and raised on the edge of Gnoblar territory, in a remote nest unknown by non-gnoblars. However, from his very beginnings, it was obvious that he was bound for greater things in life (which, to a gnoblar, usually meant not being eaten in the first month of life). Spleench had developed intellectually far beyond his peers, much to the amazement of even his tribes' leaders and shamans; even during his rite of passage, he was able to fell a feral boar with debris found on the forest floor. However, as he was dragging his quarry back to his tribe, luck had failed him and he was caught by Horzag Plentigut, a Maneater who had just finished a contract with the Empire. Plentigut took his newfound quarry to the nearest tribe, and traded him for a slab of undefined meat for that evening's meal.
Spleench then became the pet gnoblar of the tribe's tyrant, who would beat Spleench for personal amusement. Amazingly, however, Spleench's resilience and stubborn qualities led him to stand up after each swat of the tyrant's fist. Not used to this unusual act of defiance, the tyrant got angry, and reached for Spleench to eat him. The gnoblar, however, had prepared for this, and unsheathed a dagger hewned from the bones of the tyrant's last meal, and impaled the tyrant's throat, piercing his brain and killing him outright. Using the bloody remains of the tyrant, Spleench took the bone, and fashioned it into the likeness of a miniature sword, permanently stained red and gray with the tyrant's entrails. Spleench then freed the other gnoblars in the night, and escaped into the wilderness. Seeing the ways that gnoblars were treated brought him to great fits of anger, and so he began to train and instruct gnoblars with what little knowledge he ascertained from Plentigut and the fallen tyrant.
News of this event spread, and as that particular tribe was brought to shame and defeated by a neighboring tribe, the idea that a gnoblar was trying to rally its kind became a rather funny idea. As such, the story ended there for most Ogres. However, Spleench still continues to lead his brethren to battle, fighting alongside Ogres in attempts to show the worth of gnoblars. His ultimate goal is to eventually free all gnoblars from the Ogres' grasp, and lead them into a new era of heightened gnoblar strength and cunning.
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Equipment: Buggerblade - The weapon forged from the bloody remains of his captive tyrant and the bone piece with which Spleench killed that tyrant, the Buggerblade is known in gnoblar kind as a sort of Excalibur-like weapon of legend, granting unknown fierceness and power to its wielder.
Buggerblade: +1Str, Epic Killing Blow, ASF
Epic Killing Blow: Similar to Heroic Killing Blow, but can only affect Monstrous Infantry sized models and smaller. Anything larger (Monsters, chariots, etc.) will be unaffected.
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We Matter!: Spleench's presence amongst his kind stirs up even the most simple-minded gnoblars to feats of greatness. Any Gnoblar unit with Spleench (Spleench included) gains Hatred and +1A to each model's profile.
King of Slaves: Being the highest amongst the lowest, Spleench has been able to demand respect from most walks of life (even the occasional ogre will listen to him!). Spleench gives an Inspiring Presence of 6" at all times that only works for Gnoblar units or Gnoblar Scraplaunchers. However, he cannot be the general, as most ogres will tend to overlook him finding a Tyrant or Slaughtermaster to lead.
Hordes Unending: As word spreads of Spleench's presence on the battlefield, gnoblars from around the region will come out of various camps and holed-up trenches to join their king to battle. At the beginning of each turn after the 1st, one troop of d3x10 Gnoblars will enter the battlefield from a random edge and are deployed as reinforcements. Gnoblar units coming into the game this way will have no command or trappers.
To choose the table edge, roll a d6 and follow the chart:
1. Opponents' choice
2. Your table edge
3-4. The side table edge (either flank)
5. Your opponent's table edge
6. Your choice
If there is no available place to put the unit, then it doesn't come into play, as the gnoblars won't bother to fight if there's no room for them!
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EDIT: Changed point value, updated Buggerblade, updated Hordes Unending rule and King of Slaves rule
Lord Choice
M4, WS3, BS3, S3, T3, W2, I3, A2, LD8
Equipment: Buggerblade, Scrap shield, sharp stuff, light armor
Special Rules: We Matter!, King of Slaves, Hordes Unending
Spleench was born and raised on the edge of Gnoblar territory, in a remote nest unknown by non-gnoblars. However, from his very beginnings, it was obvious that he was bound for greater things in life (which, to a gnoblar, usually meant not being eaten in the first month of life). Spleench had developed intellectually far beyond his peers, much to the amazement of even his tribes' leaders and shamans; even during his rite of passage, he was able to fell a feral boar with debris found on the forest floor. However, as he was dragging his quarry back to his tribe, luck had failed him and he was caught by Horzag Plentigut, a Maneater who had just finished a contract with the Empire. Plentigut took his newfound quarry to the nearest tribe, and traded him for a slab of undefined meat for that evening's meal.
Spleench then became the pet gnoblar of the tribe's tyrant, who would beat Spleench for personal amusement. Amazingly, however, Spleench's resilience and stubborn qualities led him to stand up after each swat of the tyrant's fist. Not used to this unusual act of defiance, the tyrant got angry, and reached for Spleench to eat him. The gnoblar, however, had prepared for this, and unsheathed a dagger hewned from the bones of the tyrant's last meal, and impaled the tyrant's throat, piercing his brain and killing him outright. Using the bloody remains of the tyrant, Spleench took the bone, and fashioned it into the likeness of a miniature sword, permanently stained red and gray with the tyrant's entrails. Spleench then freed the other gnoblars in the night, and escaped into the wilderness. Seeing the ways that gnoblars were treated brought him to great fits of anger, and so he began to train and instruct gnoblars with what little knowledge he ascertained from Plentigut and the fallen tyrant.
News of this event spread, and as that particular tribe was brought to shame and defeated by a neighboring tribe, the idea that a gnoblar was trying to rally its kind became a rather funny idea. As such, the story ended there for most Ogres. However, Spleench still continues to lead his brethren to battle, fighting alongside Ogres in attempts to show the worth of gnoblars. His ultimate goal is to eventually free all gnoblars from the Ogres' grasp, and lead them into a new era of heightened gnoblar strength and cunning.
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Equipment: Buggerblade - The weapon forged from the bloody remains of his captive tyrant and the bone piece with which Spleench killed that tyrant, the Buggerblade is known in gnoblar kind as a sort of Excalibur-like weapon of legend, granting unknown fierceness and power to its wielder.
Buggerblade: +1Str, Epic Killing Blow, ASF
Epic Killing Blow: Similar to Heroic Killing Blow, but can only affect Monstrous Infantry sized models and smaller. Anything larger (Monsters, chariots, etc.) will be unaffected.
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We Matter!: Spleench's presence amongst his kind stirs up even the most simple-minded gnoblars to feats of greatness. Any Gnoblar unit with Spleench (Spleench included) gains Hatred and +1A to each model's profile.
King of Slaves: Being the highest amongst the lowest, Spleench has been able to demand respect from most walks of life (even the occasional ogre will listen to him!). Spleench gives an Inspiring Presence of 6" at all times that only works for Gnoblar units or Gnoblar Scraplaunchers. However, he cannot be the general, as most ogres will tend to overlook him finding a Tyrant or Slaughtermaster to lead.
Hordes Unending: As word spreads of Spleench's presence on the battlefield, gnoblars from around the region will come out of various camps and holed-up trenches to join their king to battle. At the beginning of each turn after the 1st, one troop of d3x10 Gnoblars will enter the battlefield from a random edge and are deployed as reinforcements. Gnoblar units coming into the game this way will have no command or trappers.
To choose the table edge, roll a d6 and follow the chart:
1. Opponents' choice
2. Your table edge
3-4. The side table edge (either flank)
5. Your opponent's table edge
6. Your choice
If there is no available place to put the unit, then it doesn't come into play, as the gnoblars won't bother to fight if there's no room for them!
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EDIT: Changed point value, updated Buggerblade, updated Hordes Unending rule and King of Slaves rule
24 Gnobs! Wow, 2 sets, crazy!
Toothy, Workie, Sir Reginald, and Busty (for the bus explanation)!
43/101 Achievements earned! Woo! Got some of the tricky ones!
New book WLD: 17/8/2 ... A good quick game to get me re-invigorated, glad it was a win either way lol
Toothy, Workie, Sir Reginald, and Busty (for the bus explanation)!
43/101 Achievements earned! Woo! Got some of the tricky ones!
New book WLD: 17/8/2 ... A good quick game to get me re-invigorated, glad it was a win either way lol
only affects up to Monstrous Infantry and anything smaller (cavalry included).