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Scavenge, Supplicate, Love - A Gnoblar Romance

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xaber 20 Oct 2011
Karven walked dejectedly around the Ogre hut. Normally, he would have stayed as far away from the Ogres as he could, but today he needed to be there. Because Karven, the lowest of the low, a Gnoblar whose Ogre master was sacrificed to the Fire Mouth, who was an outcast from Ogre (and Gnoblar) society, was in love. The girl's name was Venas. She was the Luck-Gnoblar for the Tyrant, Hargeran Grimfist Elfsmasher Noseeater. When Karven first saw Venas, he knew she was the one. She was perfect, with delicate drooped ears, a perfectly moulded nose and beautifully manicured toenails. He'd first seen her at the Great Feast. His master, Gralten Heartcrusher, was being sacrificed after he had vomited up half a Rhinox. As Karven cowered while the Tyrant hurled Gralten into the volcano, he had seen Venas standing between the Tyrant's legs. She was so beautiful...

Karven was snapped out of his reverie by the sound of a high-pitched giggle. She was coming out! He ducked behind a mammoth bone just as Venas stepped outside.

More coming soon!
If it looks like food an' it smells like food an' it sounds like food an' it feels like... oh what the hell, I'll just eat it an' be done with it.

My armies are Tyranids and Ogres. Yes, I was slightly hungry when I discovered the hobby.

Squeaky, my first pet Gnoblar!
Stronky, Squeaky's brother, is here to help any romantically challenged gnoblars... for a very shiny thing of course.
Ianuchu 23 Oct 2011
Good... Not my cup of tea, but good.
Ramos D. Caver 07 Nov 2011
I love this I NEED more
xaber 08 Nov 2011
Karven cowered behind the leg-bone of the mammoth that had been killed only three weeks ago. He slowly looked around its end. There she was. He could see her beautiful blue eyes, and her lovely drooped nose. He sighed. She was so perfect. Venas stepped out.
"Hello? Is anybody there?" she asked quietly. Karven instantly stilled every part of his body, slowing his breathing, remaining motionless, and clutching his lucky horseshoe.
"Hello?" Venas asked again. Karven fell in love with her all over again just hearing her voice. It was beautiful. Just hearing her voice, the sound that an angel would make, screeching beautifully in just the right way. Karven shuddered in delight at hearing the sound. His body felt like it was aflame.
"Fine," said Venas. "If nobody's here, I just go back inside." She stepped back into the Tyrant's hut. Karven relaxed, turned, and started to sneak out of the Ogre camp, hiding behind bones, corpses and sleeping Rhinoxen as he fled. Just as he thought he had escaped, as he was sneaking away from the camp into the harsh wilderness, Karven was suddenly knocked over by a well thrown rock. As he struggled to get up and flee, he felt a pistol press into his back.
"What are you doing in the camp, outcast?"

Sorry for the wait. I've had exams for the past few weeks.
If it looks like food an' it smells like food an' it sounds like food an' it feels like... oh what the hell, I'll just eat it an' be done with it.

My armies are Tyranids and Ogres. Yes, I was slightly hungry when I discovered the hobby.

Squeaky, my first pet Gnoblar!
Stronky, Squeaky's brother, is here to help any romantically challenged gnoblars... for a very shiny thing of course.
Ianuchu 08 Nov 2011
THE END.




Naw, I'm just kiding. Can you imagine? :>D

Again, good. :>)
Ramos D. Caver 23 Nov 2011
THE END.




Naw, I'm just kiding. Can you imagine? :>D

Again, good. :>)
Nice joke jeje
Ramos D. Caver 06 Aug 2012
Seems like it really was the end
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