27 Jul 2010
The gnobblar calls you to a side of the large tent and says:
Oi, so yous´ da git dat wants to know da story of ´Boss Hulkapawn huh? Dats fine, pass da shinnies and I tells ya , wot??, just 3 shinnies? No way am I gonna tell ya nuthin´, I ain´t no squeella , ahhhhhrrrggg, 3 shinnies and a dagger to me throat, ok, seems fair deal:
Many moons ago, ´da boss was just another young bull, happily kickin´ some gnobs heads and brawlin´around wiz his fella bulls, until one day a hummie appears sayin´he wants to hire some boyz to some brawl in Litea , Trilit , bah, ´dat hummie kingdom to da south where dey dress flashy an´speak a lot through their hands.
Anyways, ´da Boss goes dere an´stays dere fer quite some moons, bashin´an´brawlin´an´doin´wat a proper educated Ogre was supposed to do .
When he returns leadin´the blokes that made it back home, he returns wiz som funny ideas; not that Tyrant GorgerFingazz thought it was funny to have a meat cleava stuck to ´is back while he was talkin´to Hobeez, nor did Bruiser Gronk laugh wen he ate ´dat poisoned Gnob pie, but ´Boss Hobeez seemed to find funny da fact dat he became da tribe´s Tyrant.
Many others said t´was not rite fer a Tyrant to become Tyrant without a proper fight, but the Maw seemed to disagree with dem, since dey all suffered accidents after sayin´dat: Butcher BurkerGing fell head first to his Cauldron, and Hunter Trick Channey accidentally cut ´is ´ead off while shaving which is rather odd considering he didn´t shave at all
But anyways, Hobeez did become Tyrant ´an he became known as Hulkapawn, some hummie he sez iz a gud rolemodel (never ´eard of him ).
Since ´den da Tribe became some sort of do-gooders, dey protect passing caravans ´an dey gives dem shinnies, ´an when dey dont see the need fer protection the lads kindly explain dat these are dangerous territories by eatin´one or twenty merchants, horses an´camels, so next time dey do see the need for protection, an´pay!
So ya see, thanks to protection of the hummies dat cross dis here lands, dis iz quite a rich tribe wiz a lot of shinnies ; however ´boss Hulkapawn has a secret , ya know, when he was but a small bull he
And the conversation was abruptly ended when the gnobs´ head and most of his body was accidentally impaled by Maneater´s Skarface sword , he claims he mistook the lil´green fella for his best green scabbard .